Splooge McBucks
“If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.” – Isaac Newton
Isaac Newton may have written those words to humbly acknowledge the works that others did before him. We believe these words were far ahead of his time, recognizing the remarkable achievements that Splooge McBucks would unload, while standing on the shoulders of other thought leaders such as Cum Rocket and Pussy Financial.
Splooge McBucks may be engineered for explosive growth, but we have been advised by our attorneys to avoid saying that the ecosystem is designed to drive price higher. We were also advised to never mention the word price, because it is a reward based framework and not an investment. Even though it is not an investment, you can still choose to buy it and sell at a higher price, but we would never encourage that.
Why Splooge McBucks?
Splooge McBucks stands behind every man’s right to splooge… or stands beside them if that sounds better. Over 200,000 men are diagnosed with prostate cancer each year, 90,000 undergo prostate surgery, and over 30,000 die from it. Splooge McBucks will be a hub for prostate screening awareness, and direct financial contribution towards prostate cancer prevention and treatments.
Splooge McBucks also recognizes every man’s desire to strap himself to a rocket and blast off non-stop, destination Moon, bitches. Many projects have tried to deliver this and few have succeeded. Jeff Bezos and Richard Branson barely left the atmosphere, and Elon Musk didn’t even climb aboard the rocket. Splooge McBucks has no such fears, and will soon plant its seed upon the moon.
Features
SWAG – Splooge We All Get. The Splooge McBucks store is now live. In addition to being able to buy amazing SWAG, proceeds received by Splooge McBucks are used to fund operations, buyback Splooge McBucks tokens from Pancake Swap, and also donate to the prevention and treatment of prostate cancer.
Money Shots, aka “Make it Rain”, aka “Splooge Drops” – A portion of proceeds received by SWAG sales and token sales goes into a monthly pool that is distributed to Splooge McBucks token holders.
Meme Contests – Splooge McBucks token holders create original content and share on social media channels. Winners are eligible to receive additional Splooge Drops, or have their content added to the Splooge McBucks store and receive a portion of SWAG sales.
Moulin Splooge – Splooge McBucks is heading to the Metaverse! The Moulin Splooge will be an immersive, interactive experience connecting you with everything Splooge McBucks has to offer! It will blow your mind (our lawyers were insistent that we said mind, and not any other body parts. Nothing else will be blown!).
Margin Allocation
Splooge McBucks will use margin received from the sale of SWAG and NFTs to contribute to prostate health and cancer organizations, while also providing support to the project and the community.
- 25% donated to organizations furthering prostate health and cancer treatment, as well as direct donations to people in need
- 50% buys back Splooge McBucks tokens from Uniswap to reward token holders through token burns, Money Shots and Splooge Drops
- 25% added to the operational and marketing funds to support the ecosystem
Splooge McBucks Token
The Splooge McBucks token is now live on the Ethereum blockchain!
Contract Address: 0x6633dC636f541Ca7ccd52B6C277CDB600d27a13C
Token Symbol: SPLOOGE
Max Token Supply: 1,000,000,000
Decentralized Exchange (DEX): Uniswap
Cumming Soon!
Q4 2022 – NFT Store goes live. NFT memes, art and branding will be sold on OpenSea and other online marketplaces. Proceeds from NFT sales will be used to buy back SPLOOGE tokens to drive further community value, support men’s prostate health, and fund near-term operations.
Q1 2023 – Tokens unneeded in short term will be time-locked in smart contracts. This provides short term confidence in supply and price support, while providing the project long-term options for driving value.
Q2 2023 – Money Shots begin. SPLOOGE tokens that are bought back by the project will be airdropped to token holders.
Q2 2023 – Meme Contests begin. Community members will be able to submit original memes to drive awareness of Splooge McBucks. Meme creators that make a big impact will be rewarded with Money Shots. The most creative memes will be turned into NFTs and SWAG, with a portion of proceeds shared with the meme creator.
2024 – Moulin Splooge Virtual World launches. Splooge McBucks is cumming to the metaverse! Throughout 2023, we will be sharing details and previews of this immersive experience.